Interview with a 2 yr old

1. What is something mom always says to you? No

2. What makes mom happy? No

3. What makes mom sad? Freezing mama

4. How does your mom make you laugh? (hysterical laughing) Library messy

5. What was your mom like as a child? Mommy kid

6. How old is your mom? 2? Nooooo

7. How tall is your mom? Sooo tall

8. What is her favorite thing to do? (hysterical laughing) Library book

9. What does your mom do when you're not around? What that?

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? I did it self

11. What is your mom really good at? Mommy make a heart

12. What is your mom not very good at? Roscoe food, library book, special m's (Jayme, apparently we are still talking about your dog)

13. What does your mom do for her job? Movie mommy work movie (I wish!)

14. What is your mom's favorite food? Pink

15. What makes Mommy proud of you? Mommy proud of m (she gets m&m's for pee in the potty)

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Pinky Doo Doo

17. What do you and your mom do together? Wonder Pet

18. How are you and your mom the same? Twinkle twinkle little star

19. How are you and your mom different? DIFFERENT! veeeerry different

20. How do you know your mom loves you? I love you mommy!

Apparently, we watch alot of TV

nevermind my Darth Vader-like breathing in the background (I was sick!)

my abscence

I'm sorry I haven't blogged in forever! We had been dealing with some sleep issues that were exhausting to me and this week, I've had the flu. Blah.

I hope to be up & running next week!

Here are a couple of photos to tide you over :)

Something isn't right here...

For the past 3 weeks the same little robin has been repeatedly throwing herself against our front window. All day. Every day. Over and over and over.....From the crack of dawn, til the sun goes down.

I'm surprised she is still alive with all of the head trauma she must have by now.




Anyways, for about 3 weeks or so Miss Peanut hasn't been acting right. It all started when she ate a plastic cup and had an upset tummy. I thought she still must not be feeling very well. She's been quiet and, well, weird. She follows me everywhere, literally glued to my side. She jumps the baby gates to get upstairs where she isn't allowed. She just hasn't been herself. At one point last week I thought maybe I was going to drop dead or have a seizure or something, with the way she was clinging to me. Then I thought, maybe she was the one that was going to keel over. Surely, something was about to happen to one of us.




Then I figured it out!


This dog



Who believe it or not, is trained to do things like this

Ryan used to train police/personal protection dogs for a living, so Miss P is trained in that field as well. Although you would never know it with the way she acts.



Is ABSOLUTELY terrified of this




Her days have been spent in fear of the robin who slams itself into our window!

It's really quite sad and a little embarrassing ;)

Transition

As I type this I have said the words "back in bed" about 15 times and escorted a little someone back to their bed as many times.
The "big girl" bed is not going well.
At all.
What use to be a 5-10 min routine took 2 hours last night and the night before, with a 4 am wake-up thrown in as well. Needless to say, we are all quite sleep deprived and crabby.

Please tell me this gets easier???

Since when did I become Mom?

What happened to Mommy?

Daddy is now Dad.

Can someone please tell me where my baby is? Who is this kid that is...well...a kid?

Time seems to just be flying by a little too fast for me!

We had our 2 yr visit with the doctor this week and he said that she is average.

Average for a 3 yr old.

What?!

She is 36" tall and weighs just over 30lbs.

The other day she said a 6 word sentence to me. "Don't worry Mama, I'll help you."

It's insane.